Lool :D Alan Partridge: Yes, please. Can I have my sausages burnt - TopicsExpress



          

Lool :D Alan Partridge: Yes, please. Can I have my sausages burnt to a crisp, please? So that they can only be identified by reference to their dental records. Michael: OK. Either that or their fingerprints, eh? Alan Partridge: Can you fingerprint a sausage? Michael: Yeah, well, I suppose technically ycould, aye. Alan Partridge: I suppose if I was a burglar and I wanted to avoid detection I could strap sausages to my fingers. Probably survive a couple of break-ins before they started to fall apart. Michael: Aye. Maybes, maybes just have, like, a beefburger for your palm, yknow? Alan Partridge: No, thats a bit too far-fetched. I do enjoy these chats in the morning.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Feb 2014 21:57:46 +0000

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