Lord Bendtner facts: 1. Lord Bendtner built the hospital in which he was born 2. Death once had a Near- Bendtner experience 3. Lord Bendtner once taught a kid to kick a stone. Today everyone knows him as Pele 4. Once Lord Bendtner committed a foul. 5 seconds later, referee was booked for stopping the play 5. Cristiano Ronaldo: When I kick the ball, it rotates for 5 minutes Lord Bendtner: Thats cute. Ever wonder why the earth is still moving? 6. Lord Bendtner has tortured Satan 7. Lord Bendtner doesnt sign for clubs. Clubs sign for Bendtner. 8. Lord Bendtner once taught a kid to play CS. Today everyone knows him as Osama Bin Laden. 9. Lord Bendtner has counted up to infinity,Twice. 10. Once Zidane, Ronaldo, Figo, Raul, Deco, Totti, Pirlo, Buffon, Ferguson, Guardiola, Kaká Xavi and Lampard went to visit Lord Bendtner. It was on occasion of Teachers day. 11. Once Mark Zuckerberg blocked Lord Bendtner. 5 seconds later, facebook was down. 12. Arnold Schwarzeneggeris actually gym student of Lord Bendtner 13. There is no such thing as Theory of Evolution. Only the list of creatures lord bendtner has allowed to live. 14. Lord Bendtner and Superman once had an arm wrestling. And the loser had to wear his underpants outside. 15. Once a bullet hit Lord Bendtner. 1 day later, it was the bullets funeral.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 09:53:13 +0000