LouAnn and I had a great time together yesterday visiting the Chiropractor.....the couple who have bones cracked together stay together....right? On the way home we grabbed some much need groceries and stopped and ate at the Chinese Buffet. Because everything at home was covered with snow and it felt colder than hell, I managed to gather all the grocery bags looping handles around my arms (would hate to make two trips, much better to cancel the benefit of the the bone cracking versus making two trips from the car to house) of course the housekey is in my pocket and I do not want to let loose of any of the grocery bags, eventually the keys are found, door opened and unbeknown to me a glass jar of Salsa had toppled out of a bag and broke on the back step. I reminded LouAnn that she had left one bag outside and of course when she goes out to retrieve the bag she slips on the freezing salsa slime and twists her knee (cancelling out her bone cracking) . Dogs have been licking up the Salsa every time they go out but it still looks like we butchered a cow on the back steps. Moral of this Story........Never buy Salsa made in NEW JERSEY!!!
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 18:24:24 +0000
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