Love it. She is still making us LOL. Here is how Joan wrote - TopicsExpress



          

Love it. She is still making us LOL. Here is how Joan wrote that she wants to be honored: When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everythings in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action…. I want Craft Services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I dont want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I dont want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing Mr. Lonely. I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncés.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 18:28:02 +0000

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