Love the judge’s summary! THE WORLD HAS BEEN TURNED ON ITS HEAD... WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE What an interesting turn of events in Mt. Vernon, Texas... Diamond Ds brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamond Ds progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whoreho new structure and burned it to the ground! After the brothel was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folk were rather smug in their outlook, talking about the power of prayer. But late last week Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ... was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means. In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the buildings demise. The judge read through the plaintiffs complaint and the defendants reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, I dont know how the hell Im going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks its all bullshit”.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 05:36:49 +0000
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