Love this from my friend Edie!! > > RETARDED GRANDPARENTS > > Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do. > > After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils > how they spent their holiday away from school. > > One child wrote the following: > > We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They > used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved > to Florida. Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but its strapped > to the ground. They ride around on their bicycles, and wear name tags, > because they dont know who they are anymore. They go to a building called > a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay > now, they do exercises there, but they dont do them very well. There is a > swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on. > > At their gate, there is a dollhouse with a little old man sitting in > it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and > go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. > And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people > cant get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, > bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that > Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work > hard so I can be retarded someday too. > > When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. > Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren. > > PRICELESS Forward to all your retarded grandparent friends. > Or just your retarded friends > > > > > >
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:01:23 +0000