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Lovely morning on the beach with the dogs, need the sea air after a heavy weekend which was a hilarious crack. Great friends, good vodka and good music with of course a tuch of Michael buble thrown in. Had a first time meeting with Benjamin button who seems to be a mixture of different discarded body parts badly sewn together, face that would only be improved if hit repeatedly with a cricket bat and instead of teeth, crunchy nut cornflakes inserted into his gums which creates breath that would turn milk sour, he was not offered to remove his shoes for fear that on doing so it would reveal a pair of Jackson 5 afros with retractable claws. This meeting will not be repeated but I fear nightmares will occur for a long time now
Posted on: Sun, 07 Jul 2013 09:40:12 +0000

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