Luo Man Answering A Call: Omondi’s girlfriend’s phone rings. Omondi: Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention Mary: What? Omondi: your phone is ringing Mary: I am in the shower sweetie; please answer it for me Omondi: hello…. CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary (NYANJA). Omondi: Your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue CALLER: Where is Mary? Patrick: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with you as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while I’m submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi. CALLER: Who is this? Omondi: Do you have air-time of KES 100, 000 and above? Any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to you who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near you and purchase a book titled “Knowing professor, the individual with English PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat”..I authored it when I was minister in the previous regime CALLER: Who are you to Mary? Omondi: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing….. CALLER: Come again? Patrick: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Mary’s pelvic areas CALLER: Say that again I don’t understand? Patrick: I am the individual who exposes Mary’s lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle. I’m Mary’s boyfriend, and who are u? CALLER: It’s Mary’s mother.
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