Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I dont really give a rats ass anymore... If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal... A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat... A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesnt run and does mostly nothing except eat, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I dont think so! Now that Im older, heres what Ive discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it 2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. 3. Funny, I dont remember being absent-minded 4 Funny, I dont remember being absent-minded. 5 If all is not lost, then where the heck is it? 6. It was a whole lot easier to get older than it was to get wiser. 7. Some days, youre the top dog, some days youre the tree. 8. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them. 9. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 10. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 11. Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere. 12. The world only beats a path to your door when youre in the bathroom. 13. If God wanted me to touch my toes, hed have put them on my knees. 14. When Im finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess. 15. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . Theyre everywhere. 16. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 17. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter .. . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what Im here after. 18. Funny, I dont remember being absent-minded. Please be kind to the elderly!
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 14:31:46 +0000