Lying on the couch with my left nostril whistling, my chest - TopicsExpress



          

Lying on the couch with my left nostril whistling, my chest rattling with each breath, and my bloated stomach gurgling (I touched a cucumber tonight and apparently didnt wash my hands thoroughly enough afterwards). (And no that is not a euphemism.) Then every few minutes the coughing fits start, often with a fart or two in the mix for good measure. Paul will love me that little bit more for retiring to the spare bedroom tonight methinks. (To lie awake and be annoyed by my own bodily orchestra....)
Posted on: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 13:13:31 +0000

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