Lyle the dog and I encounter an older couple sitting on their stoop at dusk. Old lady *looming over Lyle and lowering her hand toward his head and basically breaking all the rules of dog etiquette, though sweetly so*: HI DOGGGGGY Lyle: Bark! Bark! (Roughly translated: Back off, lady, I dont know you and you dont know me. Me: Lyle, hey, be cool. Old Man: Ah, he senses the evil! Me *thinking but not saying as I walk away*: You, sir, are either very brave, very stupid, or simply too old to give a shit anymore.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 01:23:25 +0000