Lynch will drop dead immediately before completion and the only existing copies of the material will be cremated alongside his body. His hair will survive the conflagration and go on to become an internet sensation in its own right, culminating in a world-spanning concert with Kanye West, who will wear Lynchs hair as a merkin, and declare that he, Kanye West, created Twin Peaks in the first place, and that in fact, he, Kayne West, created all human art and culture, and we better start paying him royalties for everything, now, before he sends the lawyers in.
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 16:02:29 +0000
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