MAD ADS ZZZIIIGGGGGGG ….YO I.A.A. INTRODUCING OUR UMMBBAA RANGE OF PRODUCTS. Sponsored by Channel [V], co-sposored by kundi cutlets (Britannia tune). Zigigigiggggg(move out). SCENE 1: IN IAA CAMPUS (a+b)2= a2 + b2 +2ab. (HIT)Hey math student aa NOW TELL ME WHAT IS (A+B)2. (b+b)2 + c2 – cab WHAT RA DON’T KNOW SIMPLE FORMULA, OUR MATHS TEACHERS WILL FEEL BAD RA!! ATLEAST COUNT YOUR FINGERS, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. HEY MACHHA LOOK AT NITHYANANDA. BANDA BANDA NITHYANANDA (TILL GOING ASIDE). (HE PUTS SOMETHING IN THAT FELLOWS POCKET) NOW YOU COUNT UR FINGER. For senior only asking aa 123…10. PUT UR HANDS IN UR POCKET AND COUNT 12345678910 11..Ahhahh(shocked). Ahh 11 how come. Umbbaa lollypop now available in all finger sizes. KaiilaepudiVaielaekadi. SCENE 2: Machha AIYO mine is leaking raa. KelagadaenuleakINGaggthaedaemalaegadanu leak aggthaedae. Baayallihaegaehaakoduanthagothaaguthaella . (A guy enters kicking him) hey take this ra this is umbba ice cream it does not leak UMBA ICE CREAM KALAGADA KAI HAKI MELE BAI HAKI. Scene 3: This is our tennis player saniamirza who plays for india during day and pakisthan during night,saniajisaniaji what is the secret of your energy Aaa… my eyes,aa.. my arms ,my booooots and my big heart and umba energy drink. Ok okplz give some advise to all the students here. My advice to all the students.studentsstudentsstudentsplz don’t cover the entire syllabus cover only important portions. SCENE 4 Once in the park under a tree darlingaaaaaaaaa yours is long and strong. Yours is smooth and silky. Ahhahahahahahahah. Hey whats going on, AVELLA ELLI MAD BARDU ANTHA GOTHILLVA.THU(GIRL SPIT)Aahdishka(hits him) Ummbba hair oil makes my hair grow long and strong. AND MINE smooth and silky. Umbba oil its not just an oil its liquid engineering. SCENE 5 Boxing scene Scene 6 Once in a clinic Dr.Pudunge and nurse Stella were romancing ( Shella Song) Suddenly Rajani enters Dai daidaidaiMr.Docter I have Piles, Only incoming no outgoing. OK OKOK Stella stellastella!!! Cheekaidabede pa!! OK OKget my Stellascope!! Stella scope allaStetascopeTagoli!!(A chick sound) Ell allaalli!! Oh!Sorry Ah! Rajani sir remove UR Cheddi(Ahhatapakahhjamake) Ah! Take Oh! One more undie ah! (Ahhajamake ah tapak) Ah take!! One more ah!! (Slap sound) Nan ore chaddipota (100)noorechaddipotamadrie!! UmmbaaUnderwears available in layers!!!! A man named sharma, he never had a wife, children, girlfriend and not even an affair. But he had (ting) ummbaa body spray, Shake well before use and he sprays it (SPRAYING SOUND). HEMA, PRIYANKA , SHYMA AUR SHANU SABKI PASAND HAI SHARMA Last Scene Ah Touch!!(x4) Macha(x4) Nobody understood this touch touch! Friends this is R final year,So V want to keep in touch with U all.So keep in touch!! Ummbaa mobile phones connecting people!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 03 Sep 2013 13:58:48 +0000
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