MAD LIBS WITH JAMIE, ZACK, AND DREW: Everyone knows that kids who eat junk food turn out malevolently . Make sure your lunch septic tank is filled with nutritious sweaty food. Do not go to the stoned food stand across the street from your school. The hamburgers they serve are fried in **** and are made of Seven-Assed Monkey meat. The hotdogs contain chemicals such as hydrogenated Ewan Mcgregor and sodium wizzle. And they are made from ground-up twizzlers. If you spend time snoozing around those places, you will get fat and weezey and people will call you a/an kazoo. So take a sandwich made of chicken or turkey and lettuce or butter chicken and knockers. And drink healthy pigmy marmicet milk instead of chemical cola drinks. If you eat good food, you might gro up to become president of Gotham City.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 02:51:42 +0000
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