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MADURO Llega Maduro a una reunión de gabinete a las 2:30 am y dice: Señores, renuncio! Me voy de este país lleno de pobreza, delincuencia, mediocres y criticones... Tomó un respiro y ante la mirada atónita de su gabinete, continuó... Me llegó una carta de Obama donde me dice que me va a nombrar asesor en el Medio Oriente. Maduro saca un sobre sellado y estampado Top Secret y lo arrojó en el centro de la mesa de despacho. Uno de sus asesores, todavía sorprendido, lo tomó, leyó la carta y muerto de la risa le dice a Maduro: Hey, aquí no dice que te van a nombrar asesor para el Medio Oriente! Obama dice que te va a mandar un asesor para que te medio oriente!!!

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