MAGIC FINGERS CATEGORIES: DIRTY JOKES, FOOD JOKES, MEN/WOMEN, SOMETHING FUNNY, THAT IS GROSS JOKE CATEGORIES CROSS THE ROAD POLICE & MILITARY LITTLE JOHNNY LOOKIN GOOD FAT JOKES MONEY JOKES TRAVEL & CAR JOKES YO MAMA ANIMAL JOKES POP CULTURE & CELEBRITY JOKES NEWS & POLITICS COUNTRY JOKES GOD JOKES THAT IS GROSS TECHNOLOGY JOKES SCHOOL JOKES FOOD JOKES SPORTS JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES INSULTS PARTYING & BAD BEHAVIOR WALKS INTO A BAR MEN/WOMEN BLONDE JOKES LAWYER JOKES NATIONALITY JOKES JOKES ABOUT KIDS DARK HUMOR WORK JOKES DIRTY JOKES PICK-UP LINES CATEGORIES SUBMIT JOKE RANDOM JOKE While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck. His daughter comes in with her date. The man explains the situation, and the daughters date says, I can get the peanut out. He tells the father to sit down, shoves two fingers into the fathers nose, and tells him to blow hard. The father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear. After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says, Isnt he smart? I wonder what he plans to be. The father says, From the smell of his fingers, Id say our son-in-law.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 08:41:19 +0000
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