*MAN RULES* below is a list if rules to follow when dating a man. All the time we hear about the dos and donts when dating a woman. This is the male side. (Please note: the rules are all numbered #1 FOR A REASON) 1.) men are not mind readers. 1.) Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1.) Crying is blackmail 1.) Ask for what you want, let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1.) Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question 1.) ... Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1.) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days 1.) IF you think your fat, you probably are. Dont ask us 1.) IF something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of those ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1.) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, do it yourself. 1.) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials 1.) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we... 1.) All men see only 16 colors, like windows default settings... Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1.) If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing., we will act like nothings wrong. We know your lying, but its just not worth the hassle. 1.) If you ask a question you dont want the answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear... 1.) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really 1.) Dont ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports. 1.) You have enough cloths 1.) You have to many shoes 1.) I am in shape, round is a shape 1.) Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight... But did you know men really dont mind that? Its like camping...
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 18:20:09 +0000
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