MARCOS ROJO,on the pitch his area is a no go zone unless you are - TopicsExpress



          

MARCOS ROJO,on the pitch his area is a no go zone unless you are tired of living!..Here are some random facts about him. 1.Rojo once kicked a horse in the chin.Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. 2.When you want to know something you ask google,when google wants to know something it asks Rojo 3.Rojo doesnt flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it 4. Kids wear Superman pajamas.Superman wears Rojo pajamas. 5.Rojo can cut through a hot knife with butter 6. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Marcos Rojo is called Logic 7.Time waits for no man,unless that man is Rojo 8.When Rojo goes to donate blood he declines doctors syringes and asks for a gun and a bucket 9.Rojo does not breath,he holds air hostage 10. 50 Cent used to be called The Million Dollar Man before he met Marcos Rojo. 11.Rojo once got three women pregnant at once- during a conference call. 12. Viagra and Cialis are made from Marco Rojos DNA. 13. In school, Rojo put violence down for every answer on math tests and always got 100% because he solves all problems with violence. 14. Rojo goes to sleep each night with a pillow under his gun. 15.Rojo knows Victorias Secret. 16.The missing piece in the Apple logo was eaten by Rojo
Posted on: Wed, 20 Aug 2014 10:53:41 +0000

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