MARRIAGE THINGS Questn: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? Ans: Its a formality just like 2 boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do ? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged, its like asking someone, if SUCIDE is better or being MURDERED. Girlfriends r like CHOCOLATES, they taste good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eatten frequently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eatten when theres no choice. Man recieves telegram: Wife dead- should be buriend or cremated ? Man: Dont take any chances, burn the body and bury the ash. Ques: why doesnt law permit a man to marry a 2nd woman ? Ans: because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! By all means marry, if u get a good wife, u will be HAPPY, but if u get a bad wife u will beacome a PHILOSOPHER SOCRATES... Women inspires us to GREAT THINGS, and prevents us from achieving them. Mike Tyson Theres a way of transfering fund s that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called MARRIAGE. 2 Secrets to keep ur marriage brimming. 1.Whenever u re wrong, ADMIT IT, 2.When u re right, SHUT UP shaquille ONeal. The most effective way to remember ur Wifes birthday is to forget it once. My wife and I were happy for 20yrs.then we met. ALEC BALDWIN Marriage is d only WAR where one sleeps with the ENEMY. Tommy Lee...
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 21:23:32 +0000
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