ME: What are you staring at? BECKETT: What are those? ME: Theyre my pants! What? BECKETT: Theyre silk. ME: Theyre not silk!! BECKETT: Well they look silk. (SCOUT enters) SCOUT: Whoa, whats with the pants! Wait, is today your first day of work? Be good! ME: Thanks, Scoutie. SCOUT: (now addressing and poking my belly) And you be good. Be good! (Now rubbing my belly like a Buddha and chanting) Beee goooood. Beeeee goooood. (KENNEDY and CINDERELLA enter) CINDERELLA: Kennedy, its your fathers first day of work. Take his picture. ME: What, mom, you want me to go stand in the spot? CINDERELLA: Kennedy, take his picture and put it all over the Facebook. Thats what he does to you guys. KENNEDY: Im not doing that to my father. Ive been in his shoes. The struggle is real. BECKETT: His shoes? What about those pants?
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 13:26:15 +0000
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