MEN Are Just Happier People— What do you expect from such simple creatures?? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate, is just another snack. You can never be Pregnant. You can wear a WHITE T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding--Dress $5,000. Tux rental-$100 People never stare at your CHEST when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. This is to the WOMEN who have a sense of humor and who can handle it…. And to the MEN who will enjoy reading it.
Posted on: Thu, 12 Sep 2013 14:37:49 +0000
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