MEN SHOULD NOT WATCH CRICKET WITH WIVES. A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee? Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother. Husband: He does not have an actor brother. Wife: What about Bruce Lee? Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian. Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India . It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta. Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter. Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. Its a free hit. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Hit? Wife: Now whom is the umpire saying HI to? Husband: He is signalling a Bye. Wife: Why is he saying Bye. Is the game over? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah! That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball. Frustrated husband turns off the TV. Wife turns it on and switches channel toMera Sultan. Husband: Who is this Mera Sultan? Wife: Cant you see I am watching my favourite show. Now dont disturb me..........
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 03:37:52 +0000
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