MID MORNING JOKE:After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by men of the Nigeria Police Force."Hey, where u dey go?" "Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking tu me?" replied Akpors. This incited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin). He was taking to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell, Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a f*cking fone!!" This went on until the BOSS (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky, thunderous voice, "Scorpion , abeg give this guy a phone call". Scorpion headed straight to where Akpors was and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLAP "GBOOOOAAAAAAA". The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike. "E done dey ring, abi make I redial?" Akpors accent changed, "Bros abeg, e don connect!"
Posted on: Mon, 05 Aug 2013 09:03:20 +0000
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