MONDAY MORNING JOKE Helen was really not a very happy wife. Her husband David never helped with the children at home, never did any housework at all in fact, nor shopping or picking up their kids from school. Most evenings he came home late from work after spending three or four hours with his mates in the pub. She knew hed had at least three affairs in their fifteen years of marriage and though he begged forgiveness she didnt trust he wouldnt do so again. Last weekend however, to cheer her up, he had taken her for a surprise weekend away to the country while his mother took care of the kids. Unfortunately for her it wasnt a lovely relaxing stay in a 5 star spa-resort as she had wished for, but a 2 day hiking trip in the mountains. There was nothing she hated more than hiking. David should have known this but he never listened to his wife. In fact he had never once asked her what she liked doing so he had no idea that she detested walking. So, there they were, climbing up another steep hill late on Saturday evening when suddenly a very large, very angry bear came into view. It turned and fixed them with a ferocious stare then started walking purposefully towards them. Calmly Helen sat on a large rock that was next to them, took out a pair of running shoes from her back-pack and began removing her hiking boots. What are you doing? shouted David, fear in his eyes. I cant believe how stupid you are sometimes! There is no way you can run faster than the bear, he said. Bears are incredibly fast. The bear? Said Helen. Oh no. She said. I just need to run faster than you.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 07:35:32 +0000
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