MONDAY WEIGH IN NEWS!!!! Evening all :-) Bit of a bumper week this week :-) Our three criminals – erm, oops!!! I mean LADIES!!! ;-) have been hard at it :-) Our dear crim number one, Ruth, has wiped the smirk off the face of the scales and whacked off 3lb!!! Yippedy do da, your sentence has been reduced and parole granted!! Our dear crim number two, Kate, has remained the same (same old crim ;-) ).Pains me to say it, but I’m not sure parole can ever be granted this dear lady, she’s just working her way round the system rather than truly repentant!!! Kate, you may think you’re pulling the fur and swishing the tail over our eyes, but we’re now experts in this matter and can read you like a blinking book on criminality!!! ;-) Our dear crim number three, Susan, is a strange critter and one we’re studying closely!! She’s not your textbook crim, more a slippery character, first joining the high offending fraternity of Kate and then turning around and SEEMING to get on the straight and narrow in my TINY club of right-doing folk ;-) Susan’s got a plateau going this week, but at this stage, we’re not sure whether to read this as towing the line or sticking two fingers up, she’s a strange one!! Anyway!!!!... onto more appealing subjects!!! Fluff city!!! Scores on’t woofer doors in this Monday night festival of criminality, pick-pocketing – I mean paypalling!! – and getting the woofers on the bus via poundage pounded!!! TICKETTED UP: Mickey
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 18:08:58 +0000