MOOSEOFTHEDAY: THE PREMIER LEAGUE REVIEW Following Alan Pardews imitation of the Football Nutter against Hull City its refreshing to see the club step in quickly and fine him £100k. Mike Ashley it seems is also quick to use his noggin if it means saving a few quid. Pardew adding a whole new perspective to the classic Footie phrase Over ere son, on me ead Chelsea impressed against Fulham ,but doesnt everyone, as the Cottagers unveiled their 47th Manager of the season in Mr Magoo. Eden Hazard continues to look the full package but that package seems to be gift wrapped & lovingly addressed to himself, on last weeks Community promo he said, when working with a group of youngsters, when I was young Id have been over the moon to have had the chance to play with someone as good as me I see John Terry is still running the Chelski Charm School down at the Bridge On the subject of the Blues can someone please tell Mourinho that his were not worthy Schtick is both tired and boring They are currently top on merit and its not a pleasant fact taking into consideration my passionate loathing of the club with the Plastic Flags and Supporters alike Moving onto Arsenal, its a safe bet when they play Stoke that a few things are almost guaranteed to take place. Firstly, the soft underbelly of Wengers teams seems to be perennially exposed at the Brittannia stadium. Their crisp passing turns to a mish mash mess as they cannot seem to find a man in the same colour shirt let alone the back of the opposition net, this is quickly followed by a collective Gallic shrugging of shoulders and desperate arm waving. The penalty decision was indeed soft but they got away with one in the Cup Game against Liverpool and it seems pottery karma is indeed a pitch. Oh and yes it goes without saying that Charlie Adam will attempt to maim a few people in his ongoing quest to find a new regular opponent to injure following Gareth Bales departure for La Lucre All being said Stoke outfought and outplayed Arsenal with apparent ease. Liverpool travelled to St Marys without a win their in 11 years Watched by Roy Professor Yaffle Hodgson & what Woy saw wasnt a wonder show from the 11 Engwish players on dispway but rather a match winning performance from the Uruguayan maestro thatll probably dump England out if the World Cup. In a real game of two even sides at times it was Soton who managed the most sustained pressure but a lacklustre LPool were lifted by Luis to 3 goals and second place in the table. England Skipper Steven Gerrard firing into the top corner with a last minute penalty. As the song goes Now youre gonna believe us is a question the Reds are well placed to start asking it seems. A quick question for me is when did Soton hire Sean Samwise Gamgee Astin as their new manager. Anyway turning posession into goals is a bad Hobbit hell have to break if the Saints are going to make Europe. Of course Man City are distracted this weekend and will be hoping that once again they dont take a long walk off a short Wigan pier. Sunderland will be Stokoeing up the North Eastern fires as they return to Wembley. Memories of Trilbys and Overcoats and itll take a campaign of Montgomery like military strength if they pull off another top 4 scalp. A Montgomery double so to speak (Ask your dads) Finally, Everton took on West Ham at Goodison and not a lot happened Big Sham getting shirty over loanee Gareth Barrys alleged pulling down of Kevin Nolan. Sadly for Nolan The Ref wasnt in the mood for penalties or dancing. it was very dull until yet another player Everton dont actually own pops up to score the winner and burst the Hammers bouncing Bubbles. With the other mid table teams playing on Sunday (today) the business end of the table took another shift and shake-up with it being a good weekend for Liverpool & Chelsea.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Mar 2014 09:11:05 +0000
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