MORE RANDOM ROSEN RULES OF ORDER: 1. Never leave a Mattress out on the sidewalk- who are you? 2. Don’t be an asshole. 3. Always be nice to your mom- cause she’s your MOM. 4. Don’t block the driveway. 5. Dont get involved in a land war in Asia 6. Don’t waste your time. 7. If you work in customer service remember you’re supposed to serve the customer. 8. Always fly carry on. 9. When traveling take half of what you think you need and twice as much money. 10. Just say no to simple slogans that are supposed to solve complicated problems. 11. Return phone calls. 12. Take your Dad out to lunch. 13. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line 14. Read a book. Actually read a few books. 15. If you borrow money from a friend do NOT let them have to ask you for it back. 16. Just cause a film stars Jason Bateman, Tina Fey, Adam Drive, Jane Fonda, Rose Byrne, Corey Stoll, Timothy Oliphant, and Connie Britton doesn’t mean it has to be good. 17. Red Wine goes with anything. 18. Mess with Texas. 19. Unlike the movies- Not all beautiful girls are Klutzes. MORE TO COME...
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 22:34:26 +0000
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