MORNING UPDATE: MID DAY ADDITION: a new development on a story we have been following the green bean caper. According to reports Derek Valerius was goin to have a paint party today when a silver car pulled up and assulted D Luv with green bean stems in a yellow dollar general bag. A witness told morning update a grayish silver car pulled into D Luv yard and did donuts and whoopty doos then got out climbed up a step ladder and hit D Luv several times with a dollar general bag full of green bean stems yellin heres a message for Dirk Valerius got back into the grayish silver chrysler and sped off. Witnesses described the man as no taller than 5 foot and weighin 199. D Luv has identified the perpetraitor as Susan Hagler Blumenstock sisterLinda Hagler Hicks daughter not Amy Hicks Taylor but Sheila Snyders husbands cousins brother in law Cheryl Jones husbands younger brother not Dan Jones but Jim Crane neighbor who is Liz Crane Stuva brothers neighbor to the north Dan Jones little brother. If u see this guy hide your green beans. Also a reward for cherry tomatoes bananna peppers and ten greens beans and the morning update will add a cucumber to the reward. Mid edition is brought to u by friends for chris ruph for mayor.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 17:12:10 +0000
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