MOSQUITO By J. Patrick Lewis I was climbing up the sliding board When suddenly I felt A mosquito bite my bottom And it raised a big red welt. So I said to that mosquito, Im sure you wouldnt mind If I took a pair of tweezers And I tweezered your behind! He shriveled up his body And he shuffled to his feet, And he said, Im awfully sorry But a skeeters got to eat! Still, there are mosquito manners, And I must have just forgot em. And I swear Ill never never never Bite another bottom. But a minute later Archie Hill And Buck and Theo Brown Were horsing on the monkey bars, Hanging upside down. They must have looked delicious From a skeeters point of view Cause he bit em on the bottoms, Archie, Buck and Theo too! You could hear em goin HOLY! You could hear em goin WHACK! You could hear em cuss and holler, Goin smack, smack, smack. A mosquitos awful sneaky, A mosquitos mighty sly, But I never never never Thought a skeeterd tell a lie. J. Patrick Lewis, Mosquito from Two-Legged, Four-Legged, No-Legged Rhymes, published by Alfred A. Knopf, Inc. Copyright © 1991 by J. Patrick Lewis. Reprinted by permission of Curtis Brown, Ltd. And I do Nor like them either lol Read more here: bit.ly/k85t1F
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 16:37:20 +0000
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