MUST DO things next time your in an elevator.... 1) When theres only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, Hi Greg. Hows your day been? 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, Thats mine! 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12) Ask, Did you feel that? 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, Its okay, dont panic, theyll open again! 15) Swat at flies that dont exist. 16) Tell people that you can see their aura. 17) Call out, Group Hug! and then enforce it. 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, Shut up, all of you, just shut up! 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there? 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, Your one of THEM! and back away slowly. 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, I have new socks on. 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, This is MY personal space! 27)Start randomly laughing hysterically 28)When the elevator goes down scream Someone, get a parachute! 29)Ask Is it just me, or is the ground moving? 30)Have a friend outside the elevator call you. When you answer, talk your everyday conversation then say Oh, I just escaped from my insane asylum. Nothing too exciting. 31)Bring a Nintendo or something that has games and say realy loudly and with much emotion stuff like come on, come on...jumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump you can do it! Yes! Ahhh! Robot stole my crystal! 32)Stand nose to nose with one of the people and stare at them as unblinkingly as you can with a very serious grim look on your face. 33) Pretend youre at Disney World and have just boarded the Tower of Terror. 34)Bump into someone and then say your sorry over and over again and pretend its the most serious offense youve ever done to someone.
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 05:23:21 +0000
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