MY DEAR SO CALLED FB FRIENDS.... TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY....!!! FROM MIDNIGHT I HAVE BEEN FLOODED WITH CALLS & MESSAGES TO WISH ME.... BUT... DO YOU ALL KNOW THAT A BIRTHDAY ALSO MEANS GIVING GIFTS....!!! I AM A SIMPLE MAN OF MODEST TASTES... I REALISE THAT YOU ALL WILL BE IN A CONFUSED STATE OF MIND AS TO WHAT GIFT IS TO BE GIVEN TO SUCH A HUMBLE PERSONALITY....!!! SO ...TO REMOVE YOUR CONFUSIONS & HELP YOU IN TAKING A DECISION ...I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A SMALL LIST OF MY HUMBLE REQUIRMENTS..... 1. A MERCEDES BENZ ..E CLASS...2014 MODEL ...WHITE OR SILVER COLOUR.. 2. A SMALL 10000 SQ FT BUNGLOW IN RACE COURSE...ITALIAN MARBLE...SWIMMING POOLS...JACUZZZI ETC. 3. A ROUND THE WORLD TRIP FOR TWO BY CHARTERED FLIGHT & 7 STAR STAY... 4. A SMALL SIMPLE DIAMOND BRACELET WORTH ONLY 5 CRORES. 5 . A SMALL FARMHOUSE IN SWISSZERLAND WITH 500 ACRES OF LAND. 6. A DATE WITH JENNIFER LOPEZ OR PRIYANKA CHOPRA. 7.DEPOSIT OF 10000000 CASH IN MY SWISS ACCOUNT. 8.ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF TO MEET MY HUMBLE TASTES...!!! PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU HAVE TIME ONLY TILL 8 PM TODAY TO ARRANGE .... SO ...GET GOING...FAAAAST... YOUR TIME STARTS NOW.....!!!! p.s....i wouldnt mind repetetion also...dont dont waste time consulting others...!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.....!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 07:16:56 +0000
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