MY ESSAY Tae-Kwon-Hoe Tae-Kwon-Hoe is everything and anything it sounds like…It’s a Korean Strip Joint. There’s no better place to take your friends and family. We want nothing more than to show you a good time. Let Tae-Kwon-Hoe be your “BFF” or as we like to call it your Breast Friend Forever. Throughout all the seasons to come we will be able to be your every desire. What’s that? You’re worried about how to cope in the Springtime? Let us be your garden hoe. Hmm? In the Winter you’re concerned that we’ll have nothing to offer? We’ll show you how to Jack Frost? We may not be Saint Nick, but we’re gonna come down your chimney. Now you’ll be sure to visit the North Pole, especially if you’ve been naughty. Sure, maybe you’ve traveled through Antarctica, but you’ve never seen an ice hole like this. Whoa, in the Summertime you’re saddened that there’s nowhere to be. We’ll be sure to have you drenched in sweat one way or another. You haven’t experienced global warming until you had some Korean cake in your face. We may not have a surfboard, but you’ll find something to ride here. Oh Heavens, it’s time for Fall. Don’t worry about daylight savings time, you’ll still be able to have plenty of late hours at Tae-Kwon-Hoe! You may not be a leaf but you’ll be changing colors, and something’ll be sure to drop! How will we advertise you ask? A few flyers and definitely word of mouth, nothing works better than oral. Don’t be in penile, you know you want to come and visit. When there’s boredom abreast, we’ll be there, even if things are a little hairy. Even on your Birthday nothing better than being showered with gold, everyone loves a golden shower, and if you do urine luck! No matter what nationality you are you’re European here for sure. They say when you’re in the ocean of sensuality it’s very possible to find some Seaman in the poopdeck. We even will be having a Halloween special, in which our dancers will be dressed as skeletons, wait till you breathe in a get and a whiff of bone air. It’s even guaranteed to have a few special appearances, and surprises. Maybe Whitney Cummings, will come and show us a booby-trap. Also maybe you’ll friend that need a good makeover for the Halloween. Bring all your friends, don’t worry we’ll wrap your Willy, and coat your Peter. We’ll also have some special drinks available to you, wait until you experience the taste of Hubert Tea. We’ve got plenty of refreshments, and even if you’re doing Coke, we’d love to Mountain Dew you! Or wait till you see our milkshake! I hear it really hits the spot. We also have a great wardrobe you can look at our pants and tell we’re cocky. Even the blind can see us coming, and we’re coming for you! Even in the slave days Africans were never hung like this. We’ll also have plenty of convenient locations, probably in your local strip mall next to a pawn shop where you can vigorously pawn items, nothing’s better than Hardcore Pawn. Next to the pawn shop we’ll have a series of stores, like Wal-Mart, GIANT Dick’s sporting goods .Or maybe be a dentistry place, although we’ve been known to whiten more smiles than Crest, because we love getting up close and personal! We might not Listerine but we’ll give you something to gargle, just don’t swallow. Spit that out. You’ll be dying to come here, you’ll drive here over the speed limit, you’ll be riding soo fast you’ll be burning rubber, I hear it’s gonna be a Goodyear. We also have a sports section. We’ll have you all padded down, and we’ll have golfballs, basketballs, footballs, just lots lots of balls, I know it’s nuts right? We also have plenty of historic opportunities. We’ve got a list of presidents… even though it starts at Lincoln if you look way down there, you’ll be sure to see Bush, so don’t worry. We also have a monthly raffle, so when it’s that time of the month you better be here…period. No excuses. We’ve even got something for the kids, we might not have Digimon but we’ll take a Pikachu. We installed a fishing area where you can fish lots of bass, bass, bass, bass, bass, bass, bass, bass, bass, bass, bass, bass, bass, even if you don’t have a long rod. We might not be Tyga but we’ll show you Rack City. We’re also big farmers and we’ll bawk ya real good, and cock-a-doodle do ya. We also have a fruit farm where we’ll have the biggest bananas you’ve ever seen! And also a vegetable patch, even if you’re super fruity you’ll love our vagetable! We even utterly have the biggest cow farm around, no bull. We also raise aquatic animals, we’ve got sperm whales with the biggest blowholes you’ve ever seen. Of course we raise land animals as well, we might be a camel but we’ll show you how to hump! Just don’t spit, because Alpaca Peter in your Pan. We accept all animals, but no crabs…we’ll simply remove them in a pinch! Even if you’re a vegetarian you’ll love our meat! We also provide some after class tutoring, so what, maybe you’ve had a few struggles in school, even if you’ve got a double D you’ll have plenty of support here. But, and that’s a big butt, if you need professional help we can escort you to another learning facility, but they don’t allow any dicking around. Even if you need legal help, we’ve got a firm for you, since we’re a master at debating. You’ll also love our teachers’ aids. You’ll be stuck with them for life, we guarantee it. Whether you’re polite or a big jerk, come on down to Tae-Kwon-Hoe, we’d love for you to come! So what if you’re a band geek we’ll still bang your drums, and blow your flute! We’ll have you all stretched out like an accordion, but enough base jokes, let’s drop it. We accept all kinds of fans, and if you’re a fan of foam, we’ll finger you, free of charge. Don’t worry if you need some on-the-job experience if you’ve got a job we’ll give a hand. Even if you’re from the Virgin Islands, you’ll be a pro in no time. We’ll show you a job that doesn’t blow. Even if you’re a newcomer we’ll break you in. We’ll be sure to satisfy your every need.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:39:24 +0000
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