MY LIFE AS A WORKING CLASS...(Part 3) (Wield, fiction, but true life story) Tolu:Like two months plus sha……..Abeg the one wey I tell you don do….lets talk about something else Me:something else like Tolu: dunno……maybe personal sha cos you will know about the company as times goes on but you only tend to know about personal tyns wen you ask at the right tym like this…………….. Me:Ohk….ask me anytyn and I will tell u…………………….but before that we need to reach a compromise Tolu: what compromise…..mo ngbo (am listening) Me:raise your palm up…………… Tolu:For what? Me:raise it up now………………. Tolu:Ohk……………………. Me:whatever we are saying will be the truth and nothing but the truth…… Tolu:Yes Sir….”burst into laughter”…………..You are not serious at all Me:I can never be serious..do you no where serious people are? Tolu:where oooo……. Me:Yaba apa osi or ita oshi apa osi (yaba left) Tolu:”Burst into laughter”……..so, tell me the other side of you Me:My other side as in Tolu:Your social life……………. Me:hmmmmm……..i don’t fancy myself as highly sociable….i hang out once in a while when and if necessary, club once in a while too, drink once in a while, I don’t womanize but…….. Tolu:But what………………. Me:I like bleeping..its like my hobby Tolu:Lolzzzz…..you are not serious Me:Just kidding about the last one though but I do everytyn in my life moderately………. Tolu:Thatz good sha….. Me:don’t want to overuse myself for my future wife that I don’t know yet….. Tolu:hehehehe….you don’t know her yet at this stage? Me:wetyn make I do now……U know finding a lady is like job hunting……………… Tolu:job hunting……?how………………. Me:seeing a lady for the first time is like a job advert, u try to find out if her job description fit into your qualification before deciding if to apply or not…………then you might decide to apply after all even though there are job that worth it while some doesn’t worth it……until you collect your offer letter and decide either to accept the job or not………….there are some you accept and resign after some months and there are some you reject the moment you saw the offer but the moment you find your dream job, you tend to accept without looking back again….. Tolu:hmmmm…..interesting Me:You might accept that your dream job and later find out that things were not actually the way you thought they were….its now your own decision either to continue and match your job to what you actually want in life or you opt out and look for another dream job elsewhere…. Tolu:hmmmmmm……….am listening ooooo Me:Those that decided to turn around their future with their job are those ones that endured marriage and regard it as for better for worst and those that opt out are the divorced………………….. Tolu:what about those that want to bleep anytyn under skirt or trouser Me:They are like the ones that can do any job (hustlers)..No area of specialty even though they are professionals……………………….. Tolu:hmmmmm……so, which one are you Me:I guess you should find out yourself cos I wont tell you but am very sure am not a hustler… Tolu:hmmmm…ohk oooooooo, so, what was your impression about babes in the office Me:don’t really have any right now as today is my first day………………but you guys are cool as I kept wondering during the meeting what the criteria was for you guys to be working in the organization…. Tolu:Just normal criteria….u must be intelligent couple with your second class upper and trust BJ, she doesn’t joke with beauty and natural attributes of a lady……………….. Me:what if you don’t have? Tolu:That’s why the first aptitude test is always simple and they will call for pre interview……the pre interview is for selection of beautiful babes with natural attributes……..thats why during the pre interview, they will just ask you some simple questions and some applicant will be worried they didn’t get back to them…..not because they are not intelligent or good but the beauty and physique might be lacking……. Me:Thatz interesting…….i guess I have a lot to learn here… Tolu:a lot but its little by little………….what is your perception of every body for this first day Me:Notyn really for now as my major encounter was with Akin and Bayo who are clown and except for Tayo who help me with my laptop and materials briefly………………. Tolu:And what about me…………..the truth oooo and pls no reservation, tell me the way it is Me:Ohk…the truth but I just hope you wont penalize me Tolu:Nah….am giving you just 10mins to say anytyn after which you are not allowed to make any comment again…. Me:ehm…ehm……..ohk Tolu:Talk now…. Me:Gorgeous lady, Nice lips, beautiful Bottom……awesome bweast……all perfect that have been wondering what they will look like without all these cloth on……… Tolu:shut up…oniro kuro omode (naughty boy) I be your senior ooooo Me:Am sorry ma….na u say make I talk my mind ooooo Tolu:I hear you…its almost 8:30..the road should be free now Me:yes…I guess so….. I called the attendant and ask for our bill…I brought out my wallet to pay………………… Tolu:Olodo…you wan pay..take jare and give us change…………………(she handed over 5k to him) Me:thank you very much ma…….thats more reason why you are my senior…. Tolu serious at all……….lets go jhoor… WATCH OUT FOR PART 4 TOMORROW
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 15:01:50 +0000
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