MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS for 2015: 1. Resolve to no longer park my chewing gum inside my guitar. 2. Resolve to not be upset by forgetting… What was it ? 3. Resolve to not leave my hair extensions where my husband will find them and wear them as sideburns 4. Resolve to increase the number of Ninja assassins who seek out illegal downloaders 5. Resolve to change my outgoing message to no longer mention possums 6. Resolve to have a garage sale and sell my Cosmo poster of Burt Reynolds 7. Resolve to tell no one I own a Cosmo poster of Burt Reynolds 8. Resolve to rethink the benefits of translating Bluegrass lyrics into Ancient Greek 9. Resolve to tell my husband that my acoustic guitar DOESN”T need a whammy bar 10. Resolve to continue monthly payments to support groups for addicts of postage stamp mucilage and to attend the meetings 11. Resolve to not go to bed angry unless he dang well deserves it 12. Resolve to clean out my ancient technology starting with the attachments for my portable cassette recorder 13. Resolve to update my wardrobe. (Note to Self: Toss tie-dye dirndl with Joan Crawford shoulders) 14. Resolve to keep practicing my banjo now that the neighbors have moved away 15. Resolve to cut the apron strings on my band AFTER prayers and I’ve tucked them in for the night
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 21:52:24 +0000
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