Made me laugh so hard my ribs are aching! One day, a man was walking across a bridge and saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off. He immediately ran to him and said, Stop! Dont do it! Well, why shouldnt I? he replied. The other said, Well, theres so much to live for! Like what”? Well … are you religious or atheist? Religious. Me too! And are you Christian or Jewish? Christian. Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant? Protestant. Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” Baptist. Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? Baptist Church of God. Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God? Reformed Baptist Church of God. Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915? Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915! To which he said, Die, you heretic! and pushed him off the bridge.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:54:17 +0000
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