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Made the mistake of seeing the douche band tonight (please dont hate me). Was stood in front of Jeff Foskett, who stuck playing rhythm guitar all night (when it worked!!!) and singing falsetto (including a few leads). Managed to avoid eye contact with Mike and Bruce. Youll be glad to know that the expected cliches were in place: Several mentions of cousin Brian Mention of Cousin Carl before audio of Carl singing GOK (my highlight of the evening) Mention of Our original drummer before audio of Dennis singing Do You Wanna Dance (no, you douche tw@t , he was your f@cking cousin too, remember?) He won a Grammy you know (pointing at Bruce) The Marahishi I spent lots of time with George (before Pisces Brothers) A bunch of young (ok 20 something!!) girls on stage during Barbara Ann (which kept Mike and Bruce happy)- Bruce was even taking pictures, the perv) Endless mic adjusting as Bruce had nothing better to do Back in the USSR as the final encore song (though surprisingly no mention of influence nor writing credit) Oh and I forgot the mention of Stamos. Douche was sorry he couldnt be with them tonight. I enjoyed hearing the music though, despite the douches.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 22:33:15 +0000

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