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Male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: Whats the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: Im also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didnt know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, youve known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: Im also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Maam, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when hes drunk.#joedyd

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