Male logic: Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day Man: Usually about Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a ti (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man Do you drink beer? Woman No Man: Where’s your Ferrari? RETIREMENT: THE PAY SUCKS BUT THE HOURS ARE GREAT.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Jul 2013 10:36:52 +0000
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