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Man 1: I am getting married. How would Iknow if my wife is a virgin?Man 2: Get an Irish Virginity Test Kit.Man 1: Whats that?Man 2: It contains a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint and a Hammer.Man 1: That sounds crazy! How can virginity be tested with that?Man 2: Paint your right ball Red and left ball Blue... and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, thats the strangest pair of balls Ive ever seen, hit her on her head with the hammer !
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 16:51:27 +0000

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