Man Stoner: Wha, you got some speed, man? Pedro: Huh? Speed? Oh, no, I dont got no speed man. But you know what I do got? I got a joint man! Man Stoner: Oh, wow. Pedro: [gets it out and hands it to Man] Here, light that thing up man, lets get chinese-eyed. Man Stoner: [eying the joint] Kinda skinny, isnt it? Pedro: No, its a heavy duty joint, man. Pedro: Kinda looks like a toothpick. Pedro: Naw, its not a toothpick, man. Man Stoner: No, it IS a toothpick, man. [hands it back to Pedro] Pedro: [looking at it, puzzled] it IS a toothpick!... wait a minute man, I got the shit right here. [feels around in his pocket] Pedro: huh... no, thats my dick. [feels around some more] Pedro: , okay, here you go, man. [hands a skinny, curled up joint to Man] Man Stoner: [looking at a dinky little joint] Jeez, I hope your dicks bigger than this, man. Pedro: Hey man, you want to get out and walk, man?
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 09:49:26 +0000
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