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Man & Wife ..excuse me pleaaase...couldnt resist posting these Do write ur fav. one.... A small argument between a couple turns violent. Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out. Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!! If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy. A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life… Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body. A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot” -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Listening To your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on I AGREE The sweetest msg - Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace ur mistakes….. She hugged him tightly……
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 07:03:48 +0000

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