Man walks into a bar, and orders a martini. Bartender prepares it and puts it on the counter. Man stands back three feet, and stares fixedly at it for two minutes, then suddenly reaches forward, snatches the glass, and drains it all in one fluid motion. He waits two minutes, orders another, and repeats the process. This goes on for two more drinks, and the bartender cant contain himself any longer. Say, he says, You have a pretty unique style of drinking your martinis; is there a story behind that?. Yes the customer replies I had a terrible accident once. Oh? What happened? I knocked one over with my elbow.
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 05:15:00 +0000
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