Mandrake was about to gesticulate hypnotically. The effin’ villain, put a mirror in front of him. So Mandrake becomes like a stone statue getting self hypnotized. But hey, sidekick Lothar had some commonsense -- he knew he must slap Mandrake hard .So after lot of hesitation and hand wringing ( how can a black slap a white man ), Lothar finally does it.Then he goes to a corner, and weeps saying “ CURSE HAND THAT HIT MANDRAKE” -- and then he starts hurting himself by banging his wicked hand and bleeding it on the wall. OH boy— was Mandrake happy with Lothar , when he snapped out of his own web!! To the pickle John who POOH POOHED the concept of Hindu curse. In the ancient days when the Maharishis had 12 strand DNA, they would curse you when you did ch00tiyagiri. It happened in a small Kerala town a few years ago. The pujari of the temple was a very old Namboodiri. While he was about to finish his day and go home from the temple , a young practical joker locked him from outside. The sanctum sanctorium does NOT have windows —and the door is shut when the pujari goes home, to protect the jewels inside. It was a dark rainy night. All his shouts were unheard. He lived alone as his wife was no more.. By morning he was forced to sh#t and pee in the holy sanctum. Then because of the stink he vomited many times, got dehydrated and puked several times . When the local devotees came in the morning, they found the pujari almost unconscious. They cleaned him up and revived him. The first thing he did was to CURSE the man who had done this. It did NOT take long to find out the culprit, as he was totally debilitated from that day onwards, and could not walk , could NOT control his bowels while on the bed. So—laugh come on, laugh loud. Be my guest –you dorks. If blessing works, curse also works.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 08:18:05 +0000
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