Many thanks go out to Casey Kasem for allowing me to run down the top 10 this week, so here we go. #10 “Orange Crush” (R.E.M.) The Orange got crushed this week by Clemson 49-14. Welcome to the ACC Syracuse! #9 “Theme from Steel Magnolias” Last week it was Idaho, this week, Ole Miss, Mississippi St. and Southern Mississippi all lost. #8 “It Feels Good to be a Gangsta” (Geto Boys) Baylor scored 69 points or more for the fourth straight week. Taking lunch money from the likes of Wofford, Buffalo, La.-Monroe and now West Virginia. #7 “Don’t Stop Believing” (Journey) Louisville is 5-0, ranked #7 in the nation. Really?? Easiest schedule ever, they play nobody. Probably end up 12-0. Barely belong in the top 25. (see Maryland) #6 “Believe” (Cher) ODU trails for most of the game, explosive offense bottled up by Liberty Flames but a much-maligned defense finally shows up and Taylor Heinicke hangs in to toss the winning TD with 28 seconds left on Homecoming weekend. WOW Let’s take a minute for our long-range dedication. This week it goes to all the men (and women) of the service academies who weren’t sure there would even be any games this week. Win or lose, weel done. GO NAVY< SINK ARMY! #5 “Get Lucky” (Daft Punk f/ Pharrell) Georgia scores with .05 seconds left, and then wins when an apparent TD in OT by Tennessee is overturned. The Vols gave the Dogs all they could handle, and more. #4 “Berzerk” (Eminem) Virginia Tech’s Defense plays crazed, hungry and aggressive again to help secure a win over UNC as the Offense wakes up in the second half and Logan Thomas zeroes in on his targets. #3 “Oops, I Did It Again’ (Britney Spears) UVA is favored, UVA has a lead, UVA self-destructs. In a self-proclaimed “must-win” game, the Cavaliers get blown out by Ball State 48-27. Hey Mike London, want me to send you the local want ads? #2 “Your Cheatin’ Heart” (Hank Williams) Mack Brown stays one more week, courtesy of a victory that is totally undeserved. Iowa State’s coach was reprimanded for post-game comments about officials, but not fined, Why? Because he was right. A goal line fumble, recovered by the Cyclones, was negated and even though replay clearly showed it, officials did not overturn the call. Two plays later a Texas fumble that broke the plane of the goal line was given back to the Longhorns instead of being called a touchback. Here it is, the #1 song of the week, and how could it be anything else but “Wrecking Ball” by Miley Cyrus? Florida State pummels, pounds, hammers, destroys, embarrasses, humiliates, emasculates and otherwise puts a hurting on Maryland. Nobody fears the turtle. We all knew the #25 ranking was undeserved, heck, they barely beat William and Mary. See you next week music lovers!
Posted on: Sun, 06 Oct 2013 13:59:48 +0000
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