Martin: How much would you have to be paid to lose the ability to read? Like, to be completely illiterate and unable to learn it ever again. I said like 40 million dollars, which is about what I would have to pay someone to read for me all the time and then some. Thats tough, because that includes reading texts and emails and hot internet takes, which is where I derive 90 percent of my joy from. Id have to actually talk to people. Yuck. But yeah, $40 million seems worth it! You could do audiobooks and have your butler read the menu for you. I would do that. Reading is TOTALLY overrated. Ask Will Smiths children! They have $40 million and pretty much gave it up voluntarily.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 20:15:15 +0000
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