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Masterstroke by EP Like all relationships, THE five words can change itz course for good or worse..no no..i am not talking about i think i am pregnant.. it is the mother of all questions that has been confusing dudes for ages: have i become fat, baby..?? These r the possible outcomes: 1) The suicide bomber : this happens when u say YES..this was discovered by the man with the crooked leg (he was a lumberjack once who cut the same branch he was sitting on...) 2) The retard : this phenomenon happens when u say No...dis can be done in 4 ways: a) Immediate No: Shel say,u dont even care nowadays...u have changed a lot..are u getting bored..?? b) No after a moment: Shel be like,hmmm i know what u r thinking...am i suffocating u..? are u not happy with me..?..u don hav ur own opinion..u shud be more frank.. c) No after glancing at her: Shel say, Now u hav to look at me to tel me how i look..?? der was a tym when u used to say how beautiful i was evry single day.. nd dont think i din see you ogling at that girl when we went to d mall at day....(she conveniently frgot dat u hd looked at her only coz she ws d one hu told u how funny her top was ..) d) No without a glance: Shel say,u don even know what i am talking about do you..?? i din see dis coming... The theory above was discovered by the The one handed man (doctors had to amputate his ryt hand due to muscle, ligament nd nerve damage suffered on his right hand over the years) 3) The Dumb smile/nod/dazed look/silence: Shel be thinking,y did i even bother asking him..it does not matter.. The credit for this theory goes to ex PM Manmohan Singhs great great great grandfather.. 4) The Wily Sly Fox: dis is when u say,WHAT...? are u kidding me...?? if u r fat then what will you call Sonia...?! seriously babe...relax..!! (Sonia is d hottest girl in her office whom she hates..) Score 10/10... Credits: Barney Stinson Then i heard it like d devils whisper on a cold rainy night....nah! i was lil bit high nd bored dats all.. 5) code name : 666 U kiss her gently on d cheek...look deep into her eyes nd say..i seriously don care baby coz even if u have, il have MORE of you to love... den u hug her and look down upon d devil nd wink like a champ...nd he winks back at you........

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