Matome stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court. Judge : Gentleman are you guilty or not guilty?? Matome : My lord, im not guilty. Judge : how come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?? Matome : my lord i was just passing by Mr Mbula house and i saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide, so i rescued the tree and took the rope home. My lord... I swear i didnt realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now. Moreover my lord, i think i have eye problem. 1. DESCRIBE MATOME. 2. IF YOU ARE THE PRESIDING JUDGE, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?. Join this page to laugh out louder Matome the original jokes
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 14:57:38 +0000
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