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Matt Partidas Wedding Matt, 73, married Debbie, a lovely 35 year old . . . Since her new husband is so old, Debbie decides that after their wedding she and Matt should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Debbie prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Matt, her 73 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Matt takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Debbie hears another knock on her bedroom door, and its Matt. Again he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Debbie consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Matt kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it, Matt is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Matt gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a half of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Matt. Matt, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Debbie and says, You mean I was here already? The moral of the story: Dont be afraid of getting old, Alzheimers has its advantages. P.S. Have I posted this already?
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 15:01:23 +0000

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