Me - Archie eye drops will not do you any good when the are on your nose Archie - Why do I have to? Me - Because you have yellow goop coming out of your eye, now come on mummy is wasting valuable euros here Archie - Why have I got goop, is it part of a French conspiracy to infect dogs and charge their owners. Me - That seems plausible but no, it could be one of many reasons. Archie - Such as? Me - Playing in the river, the pollution of the city and oh my personal favourite your ponchance for eating poop off the street. Archie - Stop judging me. You have gotten really high and mighty since seeing the Artist Nic, it was just a silent film I can make the same thing happen by sleeping on the remote and hitting the mute button. Youre not better than me now. Me - Nice Segway but you still need these eye drops do you want to go blind? Archie - Do I get a guide dog if I do - that would be sweet! Me - No you get to be blind. Archiie - Okay okay I will sit still I am ready. Me - You moved! Archie - I couldnt help it sorry. No let me mentally prepare. I am ready do it. Me - You moved again. That is it I give up. Archie - Ha I win Me - Joe can put them in from now on. Archie - Shit
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 10:14:26 +0000
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