Me: Alright. *I try to shake Depression off my arm* Time to get to work- Procrastination: and play the piano. *Holds up my keyboard* Me: No. I have stuff due in the morning. Procrastination: Fine. How about the ukulele? *strums my ukulele* Me: No. Procrastination: How about we have a bowl of cereal first? Me: No. Procrastination: Tacos- Me: No. Procrastination: Pizza rolls, apples, murder- Me: Wait. What was the last one? Procrastination: Apples? Me:.... Procrastination: Good. Curiosity kills productivity. Right, Curiosity? Curiosity: *moves his arms behind his back* What? No, I was not totally just strangling a cat. Thatd be ridiculous. haaaa....*A cat meows from behind his back* Procrastination: *lights a cigarette* Exactly. *blows smoke into my face* Me:...hand me the damn ukulele....
Posted on: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 07:48:22 +0000
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